As much as I love pussy,
ya can't feed it to me.
Know why?
I don' eat anything that bleeds for a week
and don't die.

"uhhhh!"

What you wanna do? (What you wanna do?)
And I ain't even slangin them thangs
I'm hollin' one-eight-seven with my dick in yo mouth, beeyatch!

Look, I'll keep eating meat (aha?) and you do what you do
(Tell me what an animal has ever done to you?)
Haha! It filled me up
(With blood and guts)
Hey, save the attack
(I guess I just respect life)
I have for a snack

Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet

When I'm alone in my room sometimes I stare at the wall
and in the back of my mind I hear my conscience call
Telling me I need a girl who's as sweet as a dove
for the first time in my life, I see I need love

I wanna rock right now /
I'm Rob Base and I came to get down /
I'm not internationally known /
But I'm known to rock the microphone /
Because I get stoopid, I mean outrageous /
Stay away from me if you're contagious /
'Cause I'm a winner, no, I'm not a loser /
To be an M.C. is what I choose to /
Ladies love me, girls adore me /
I mean even the ones who never saw me /
Like the way that I rhyme at a show /
The reason why, man, I don't know /
So let's go /

Leanin to the side but you can't speed through /
Two miles an hour so everybody sees you

I say eenie meenie, minie moe
I wreck da mic like a pimp pimps hoes

O-kay o-kay o-kay, what more could I say? /
Alamo get the boom and.. parlay parlay /

"I am a nightmare walkin', psychopath talkin', king of my jungle, just a gangsta stalkin'!

I teach about the G.O.D.
(HA!)
It's you das frontin, not me.
(HA!)

"yah, im all about the 4 elements of hip hop u know"

“A sama lama lama lama doo ma see ma nama lama doo ma lama nama see ma
Na ma lama doo ma lama see ma lama see ma doo ma humma, yeah (Yeah)
That’s it (That’s it)”

You'se a flea and I'm the big Dogg
I'll scratch you off my balls with my motherfuckin paws

I turn you fake niggas on and off
Like I'm the clapper
I rob so many niggas
They should call me Jack the Rapper
I'm the illest mah'fucka doin' this
Dead or alive
Gloria Gaynor on you mah'fuckas
I will survive

Here comes Rover, sniffin at your ass/
But pardon me bitch, as I shit on your grass/
That means hoe, you been shit-ted on!/
I'm not the first dog that's shitted on your lawn/

Girl, yo ass be fat and prime for a stickin
Now, i'ma flip you on yo stomach and try to stick my dick in

"shame no planes flew into mtv"

Yeah, yeah yeah feel me y'all
The emcee y'all
Who I be y'all, E, thats me y'all
Shining call me the black Jack Nicholson
Heeeres Erick, for those thats listening

U even more of a bitch than a bitch

whoever said birds fly south for the winter's a damn lie
i got birds right here
and if i don't like ya the gram's high

door panel full of shit
and i ain't full of shit

nah bitch, we don't believe in airbags

Niggas is mad I get more butt than ashtrays

Droppin bombs on ya moms
FUCK CAR ALARMS

You broke down and cried, for the love of animals
I used to always cut the legs off a roach
See if he'll stay there on a piece of tissue
and give him a piece of toast
That morning, he would wake up and be gone
What, the insect had a ambulance?

coldchain left that nigga stankin

In this corner we have the funk bodysnatcher
P Funkadelic and I gotcha hard enough
That I can chew a whole bag of rocks
Chew an Avenue chew an off street and off block
Then turn around and do the same damn thing to a soloist
Cause Reggie Noble's pissed

Remember the days when I was walking and talking
Doing what I gotta do, doing what we wanna do
Off into my walked dawn missions, why?
Cos the brothers that I knew with the rise drove by
Only nice in the days looking down the road
Seeing beatiful girls with the car load
Yeah yeah yeah they are screaming,
Wish I had a little ride on my own,
But since I don't there is my sobb story